Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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