we're blogging at a bar
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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