Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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