Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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