We're like a lot better than the average bears
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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