So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
