I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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