My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
