Yo dont text me then not text me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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