She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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