we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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