Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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