the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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