:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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