he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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