ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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