I got chris browned last night
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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