Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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