so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
