Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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