we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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