Just cropdusted the office
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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