If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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