Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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