so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
