I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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