We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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