bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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