white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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