he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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