Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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