So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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