I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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