Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
