I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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