normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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