before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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