Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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