So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize