I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
tequila makes me forget i have legs
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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