This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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