That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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