I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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