So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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