Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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