I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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