I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
sex in a hospital.. check
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
