I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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