I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
These tits shall not be calmed
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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