On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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