Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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