Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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