well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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