Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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